Adam Anders - Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do lyrics

Harmony: Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today, any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them Harmony with NYADA Hopefuls: In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now God knows, Anything Goes Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose, Anything Goes Harmony (NYADA Hopefuls): Anything you can be, I can be greater Sooner or later, I'm greater than you (No, you're not) Yes, I am (No, you're not) Yes, I am (No, you're not!) Yes, I am (No) Yes, I am! (No!) NYADA Hopefuls (Harmony): The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos Any note you can hold I can hold longer (I can hold any note longer than you) No, you can't (Yes, I can) No, you can't (Yes, I can) No, you can't (Yes, I can) Harmony: Yes, I... NYADA Hopefuls: In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows Anything Goes Harmony (NYADA Hopefuls): Yes! (No!) I (You!) Can! (Can't) NYADA Hopefuls: Anything goes!