Adam Anders - All That Jazz lyrics

Ca**andra: Come on babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that Jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that Jazz Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold The piano's hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all that Jazz NYADA Dance Students: Skidoo! Ca**andra: And all that Jazz NYADA Dance Students: Hotcha! Whoopee! Ca**andra: And all that jazz NYADA Dance Students: Ha! Ha! Ha! Rachel: Slick your hair And wear your buckle shoes And all that Jazz I hear the Father Dip Is gonna blow the blues And all that Jazz Hold on, hon' We're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin Down at United Drug In case you shake apart And want a brand new start To do that Jazz! Ca**andra: Find a flask We're playing fast and loose And all that Jazz Rachel: Right up here Is where I store the juice And all that Jazz Ca**andra: Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky I bet you luck Lindy Never flew so high 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear To all that Jazz? Rachel: Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake Rachel with NYADA Dance Students: And all that jazz Ca**andra: Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break Ca**andra with NYADA Dance Students: And all that jazz Rachel: Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood will curdle NYADA Dance Students: If she'd hear her baby's squeal Ca**andra: For all Rachel: That Ca**andra and Rachel: Jazz All that Jazz Ca**andra (NYADA Dance Students): Come on, babe (Oh!) Why don't we paint the town? (You're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake) And all that Jazz (And all that Jazz) Rachel (NYADA Dance Students): I'm gonna rouge my knees (Oh!) And roll my stockings down (She's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break) And all that Jazz (And all that Jazz) Ca**andra (NYADA Dance Students): Start the car (Show...) I know a whoopee spot (Her where to park her girdle) Where the gin is cold (Oh!) But the piano's hot (Her mother's blood'd curdle) Rachel (NYADA Dance Students): It's just a noisy hall (If she'd hear) Where there's a nightly brawl (Her baby's queer) Rachel: And all that NYADA Dance Students: Jazz Ca**andra: No, I'm no one's wife Rachel: But oh, I love my life Ca**andra and Rachel (with NYADA Dance Students): And all that Jazz! That Jazz!