Ad Frank - Dumb Trilemma lyrics

I honestly was thinking Of just one thing when I left So I headed toward my destination I never even checked But as I look back down the corridor My dumb trilemma finally occurs: That I am standing in the bathroom And I don't remember which doorway is hers One roommate's not so friendly And mostly likely not awake And the other one I wouldn't mind much Making that mistake But it's probably not the time or place And I'm pretty sure my little host concurs So I am stuck here in the bathroom Until I remember which doorway is hers I guess I should know better And I guess this fix is real In this hall that I call Monty In this sad Let's Make A Deal What am I doing here? Oh, what am I doing here? I don't know. I don't know. Somewhere in this apartment In a bed that's not my own A near-stranger lets my name go In a low and sultry moan And my engine is idling While in her room her motor sweetly purrs But that's all useless in the bathroom If I can't remember which doorway is hers So I am stuck here in the bathroom 'Cause I don't remember which doorway I'm standing in the bathroom And I can't remember which doorway I'm useless in the bathroom 'Cause I don't know which is hers