Half and half in your coffee Means you broke vegan edge Now you cant look down your nose At everyone that eats meat The vegan police put you under arrest For breaking code 827 This is your third violation Now you cant get into veggie heaven No vegan diet no vegan power Psychic ability destroyed by gelato Mental integrity impaired by lactose If you truly think this then you're a f**ing wacko Cruelty free also includes human beings You're holier than thou attitude f**ing stinks You catch more bees with a little bit of honey Your ethics and morals make you look so f**ing co*ky I do not eat anything With a face they're living This does not excuse me from Being a sh**ty being