Action Adventure World - Super Mario Land lyrics

I'm going through the mushroom kingdom I'm gonna save the princess b**h I got my red hat red shirt suspenders on Wait I guess I'm black and white in this... sh** I got my fireballs bouncing hit ya dead in the jaw Take down the boss cause he's breaking the law Kick the turtle shell... oh wait sh** naw They explode in this (Boom) f**in burnt my balls Now I'm small, and running like I just don't care Jump in the plane and fly around in the air Take Tatanga down, b**h I aint scared Do you like Captain Lou and hit your face with a chair (Chair braking....) Take that b**h It's the goomba stompin mushroom poppin Mustached man Koopa Clompin Body dropping Fireball in my hand Run and jump duck and slide To get the box on the other side Braking bricks with my f**in fist b**h I'm coming inside Through the castle no ha**le on my way to the end Daisy went and got kidnapped again It isn't Koopa but they might be friends.... I'm gonna whomp you motherf**er don't even pretend (Oh Mario) I'm not the princess I'm a bad guy b**h Just wanted to get your hopes up, man, forget it Either way, I'm outta work; it's time to clock out You got one more level, good bye for now... See ya! Its Kung fu land I got fire in my hand For that weird jumpin motherf**in kung fu man If you don't like this track I guess I understand But I get to fight Wario in the next land so... Off to daisy I go one more time Get your hands off her tatanga she's mine Jump in the plane and f**ing go for a ride Shooting at motherf**ers as I fly by Look at me way up in the sky Collecting coins as I spit my rhyme This kung fu f*ggot won't f**in die Throw my fire ball and hit him dead in the eye b**h What the hell it's a f**in cloud Dodge the lightning shoot fire in his mouth As he crumbles I hear the rumble as the boss flies in Let the final battle begin motherf**er Mario... I hope you're ready to die My space ship shoots 3 balls at a time Your aircraft can't compare to mine You're never going to leave my castle alive W- What the hell man, damn, who the f** are you anyway It's sad you never made it pa**ed these game boy games So I'll laugh dodge your bullets shoot your space ship in half Rescue Daisy and go take a nap.....yeah I'm here to stay Right behind this controller I'll still play Till the world is safe for you and me tonight Day after Day If it takes forever Daisy I'll stay And hold your hand please stay with me tonight