Action Adventure World - Doogie Howser lyrics

What's up Motherf**er its Doogie Howser M.D. That's right I'm a Doctor and I'm only sixteen When I was 6 years old I beat leukemia twice Perfect scores on my SAT man alright Princeton University at 10 years old Hitting trim on the side like my dick was gold By 14 I got my license to become an M.D. David and Katherine are so proud of me That's my parents... my dad's a physician My mom does chores, and cooks in the kitchen Eastman Medical Center is where I be Nurse! (yes, Doogie?) we need an iv please (okay) Dear diary I just got home from my shift Busting my a** and working on patients I'm not working on Saturday, s** my dick Trust me I'm a doctor I know my sh** (he knows his sh**) My friend Vinny Delpinos lives next door He really levels me out and that's what friends is for I'm a surgeon, 16, with a PhD b**h I could even give you a lobotomy Doogie Howser's in the mothf**ing house So pull your pants down and cough right now I'm a prodigy, commodity keeping aware of HIV Together stop STDs - united Dear diary I just got home from my shift Busting my a** and working on patients I'm not working on Saturday, s** my dick Trust me I'm a doctor I know my sh** (he knows his sh**) Man... If it wasn't for Vinny I'd go outta my mind I need a motherf**ing break sometimes It's hard being a kid in these doctor shoes Doing doctor things that Doctors do Doog is comin' though, takin' away your blues With a lollipop and a needle I'mma stick inside you Wanda Plenn could handle this... step off b**h I got a PhD, I'm 16 and I'm rich Its Doogie Howser motherf**er Take a look at my a** I've got my doctor shoes on and the scrubs to match Stethoscope, mini pope giving people some hope Roping em in with my good looks, helping out folks sh** I just home home now it's time for bed Time to lay down on my pillow and rest my head Tomorrow I'll get up and f**ing do it again Why the f** can't I be an o b g y n Dammit Dear diary I just got home from my shift Busting my a** and working on patients I'm not working on Saturday, s** my dick Trust me I'm a doctor I know my sh** (he knows his sh**)