Acid Drinkers - I Am The Mystic lyrics

I'm a street spy, I'm a Spanish fly I'm coarse, thorough, and a sensitive ba*tard I'm always a pig in a lady's company I drive away s**ers standin' on the corner I'm a diamond throat of the local pub My sister's got deviations, I know it well I'm seducing blondie without any difficulties I always drink brandy on a friday night I'm the loudest screamer at the boss's party I spend long hours with my black partner I am a rattlesnake, I crush my victims I'm the cheapest model in the p**no magazines I am the mystic I am the one I'm k**in' cops - He's dropping out!!!