Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs lyrics

[With Jeff Dunham] Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That's when I got shot in the a** by the U.S. military Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you