Absent Minded - Nerd Rappers lyrics

[Verse 1: Spoken Nerd:] I got a pocket protector, I'm the hall pa** inspector I got multi-colored ties sitting in my dresser I'm a dungeon master, a rocket sound-blaster Got a high-powered modem so my PC will run faster Nerd, it's a 4-letter wors, with spoken adjectives Cause I'm the kinda cat that likes Weezer Dungeons and Dragons. 15th level wizard in my fantasy You ain't never heard nothing like this in your capacity (Absent Minded is the best rapper I have ever heard.) [Verse 2: Absent Minded:] I'm a hardcore Star Wars nerd with a cardboard Standup Yoda from the comic book and card store I drive a Metro and I'm the teacher's pet Plus I'm a chess pro, who plays the clarinet I jump on stage with Spock ears and a phaser blaster And Dose-One, that's my favorite rapper! I jump into cyphers start rapping like a robot I think Warcraft is a sport and Wyld Style is a font (Girls only want boyfriends who have good sk**s. DJ sk**s, B-boy sk**s, rapping sk**s. Gosh! Where did the beat go?) I got big words I only ise when the mic's on And a pet snake named Monty the Python Mom caught me sneaking out at night playing Counterstrike Tripped on my iguana after I turned out the light See my action figures? Hands off my Gandalf Had a dream me and Darth Vader had a stand-off Sent 20 credits to the Jedi Academy with my application And a picture of me (haha.) No more wedgies Or making fun of my gla**es When I'm riding my pegasus to the AP cla**es Okay, I gotta go. I have a Quidditch tournament