Aborted Jesus - The Chronicles Of Diarrhea - Chapter X - Diarrhea Milkshake lyrics

Uncle Barry's sick, can't control his bowels I clean up after him, and sop it up with towels Last Thursday I was thirsty And I craved a thick shake I realized the ingredients Were right there for me to take Shovel a pile into a dustpan Transport the bounty into the kitchen Strain the feces with a colander Save the chunks in my beard for later A savory disaster... Diarrhea milkshake! A savory disaster... Diarrhea milkshake!