Three years have pa**ed since my last trip When I sodomized Christ and felt his infant an*s rip But the times are tough now, I'm a bit low on cash So in my twisted brain a new scheme is hatched I fire up the time machine once again And pay another visit to my carpenter friend This time I'll visit him at the age of thirteen I'm erect in anticipation of the upcoming scene Hey Jesus! What's up? I'd like you to meet this horse. You'll be getting to know him. Intimately, of course. So drop your tunic or I'll stab your eyes out fast At knifepoint you'll be forced to do this horse in the a**! With my video camera / I record each wonderful thrust And when I return to my time / I'll satisfy your lust When you buy a copy / of Christ Gone Wild online See your savior blow an animal / for just $12.99!