Aborted Jesus - Necronomicon Bedtime Story lyrics

Carefully fill out the job application Ignore the section about my past convictions My plan has worked, I am now employed At the local day care center First day at work, I'll read them a story To soothe their minds before nap time And so I recite from the Necronomicon Unleashing undead among the children! All right! Hot damn! I flee the building to save my own life And peer through the window at the carnage Toddlers are torn to hundreds of pieces Blood now mixes with their milk and crayons After work, you get in your SUV I crouch behind a bush across the street I watch you pull into the lot I giggle and then defecate just a bit Oh man! You open the door to the day care center Oh, such a surprise in store for you As you watch you precious child Eviscerated by a demonic entity