Make your way to the alley A black top hat upon your head You are now the ringmaster Within the circus of horror Now you must find an a**istant A dead hooker will perform the deed Festering boils, a stinking vagina discharging lube Her underpants soiled Licking her an*s covered in stool She's perfect for the Carnival of Gonorrhea Now display her naked body, oh yeah! Within the three-ring dumpster Present her for the crowd s** up the green frothy curd Crabs walk a pubic hair tightrope The greatest show on earth