Abominable Slowmen - A Plant You Can't Love lyrics

I tried to k** this here plant Tried to k** it, but I can't Every time it starts to wilt I cry down on its arid silt I ignored it for a month or five But that little ****er was still alive Carrying on like an aeroplane That's got a refueling thing One day I pa**ed out for a year Guess I drank up too much beer Woke up when, well, wouldn't you don't know? That there plant bust through the window Reaching up with its branchy might Hunting down that golden light Cost me like four hundred dollars To fix that window