Claire The woman who lives down the stairs It's easy to see when she's there She leaves the light on in the hall where The carpets and cupboards are bare If she has anything to declare She never speaks to me at all So I won't go asking for a miracle I'm only going through with a dare Come on Claire Claire There's something the two of us share Shakin' our fists in the air Wailing against everything in sight It's not fair Suffer and nobody cares Cryin' alone in your chair The same as I do every night And if you keep it up just to be dutiful You know its gonna drive you spare So come on Claire Come on Claire Come on Claire I know that your husband's in there Did you tell him about the affair I saw his Volvo in the lane I could swear He'll be grabbing a hold of your hair Where the pa**ion is raw as it's rare But I'll bet you're driving him insane again And does he tell you that you still look beautiful In the mini-skirt you used to wear? Oh come on Claire Come on Claire Come on Claire Come on Claire Oh come on Claire Oh come on Claire Come on Claire