Abdoujaparov - Benjamin And Jumble lyrics

I've a friend called Benjamin who rents a first floor flat Diirectly opposite the Midland bamk His best friend's called Jumble He met her in a church hall She didn't have a clue, what a gla** of alcohol could do She loved him, he loves her so Jumble made herself at home A bar for the boys and a drink for the girls I hope I fall in love tonight I hope I fall inlove tonight The moon is full The stars are bright I hope I fall in love tonight Threee months later the rot set in She realsied the state he was in And late one night, she called me Said she had to get put She had it up to here and without a doubt She was miserable and so kissable She'd grown tired of intimacy He's grabbed her by the throat you see She ended up in casualty I hope I fall in love tonight I hope I fall inlove tonight The moon is full The stars are bright I hope I fall in love tonight From now on the song gets brighter My broad shoulders helped to comfort her She soon forgot We fell in love along the ay I'm still with her to this very day It's miraculous, I'm so vacuous She loves me I love her so 24 kids and a mobile phone A pipe and slippers and an old settee I'm deep in debt and finally I'v efound the fliipin' life for me I'm settled down in London town And nothing's gonna get me down