ABCD - White Moonshine Whiskey Maker lyrics

I like my Bourbon, buy me a beer I love a drink like a cow loves a steer Mix me Martinis, Gin would be nice No f*ggy olives, no f***in' ice Drank up my money, pissed out my dough Can't buy no bottle, no liquor store Hey bartender, don't laugh at me Screw you I got mine White Moonshine Whiskey Maker Back bubbelin' in the woods Jelly jar of poison, makes me feel real good White Moonshine Whiskey Maker I'm makin' my witches brew Just a drop of white lightnin' Guaranteed to cure the blues Hey Johnny Walker, walkin' too fast Too damn expensive, go kiss my a** Hey Jack and Jimmie and Turkey too Got to be rich to go drinkin' with you Good rot-gut whiskey, grain alcohol Couple of drinks and you'll bounce off the wall Cat urination, Parfait D'Amour Screw you I got mine () FIRE! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!