Sometimes I wish I had a gun So you and I could be alone You'd be my hostage for a day And you'd do just what I say I'd point it at your arms and I'd make you wrap 'em round me I'd point it at your lips and I'd make you say you need me I'd point it at your eyes and you'd give the look of love And wouldn't we be happy? Sometimes I wish I had a gun 'Cuz competition isn't fun I'd point it at those other girls And we'd see how fast they'd run I'd point it...