Abandin All Hope - Newfie Boy lyrics

He's just a newfie boy living in a newfie world he's just a newfie boy living in a newfie world is that a toupe on his head looks like a second rate version of a comb over only with a little less hair on the top oh karen loves him so but his hat's on and she don't know (toupe) humping with a hair piece (toupe) f**king with a wig (toupe) little does she know he's bald newfie newfie world newfie newfie world