Aaron Watson - When All Those Aggies Move to Austin lyrics

(*Aaron Watson, Neal Lowry) You're the devil's daughter in disguise* So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes You must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you (Chorus:) When all those Aggies move to Austin And Beaumont is covered in snow When the wind don't blow in Amarillo Darlin' then you can come back home You sure can shake your little round behind But your hour gla** figure won't buy my time You know how to work it Lord knows it's worked before This time you leave your bu*t will have the imprint of the front door (Chorus:) (Bridge:) When Fort Worth is east of Dallas And Texans forget the Alamo When Lubbock opens up a ski resort And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow (Chorus:) When all those Aggies move to Austin And Beaumont is covered in snow When the wind don't blow in Amarillo Darlin' then you can come back home But don't hold your breath