Aaron McGruder - The Fundraiser (f** You Speech) lyrics

[Refer to Youtube Link] [Intro: English Salesman, Riley Freeman] Hope you don't mind, we made some tea Allow me to introduce myself, I'm the bloke you're stealing from The name's Allister Rigby But as far as you're concerned I'm Willy f**in' Wonka And you're taking a sh** in my f**ing chocolate factory When I have to go to the dentist, I'm upset When Liverpool beats Arsenal, I'm upset But when some little sh** Decides to take-over one of the most profitable territories in the country I'm beyond f**ing upset, I'm very f**ing upset So, from now on, your under new management You will work for me, and in return you'll receive an allowance Allowance? Yes, allowance As in, I'm allowing you to keep 10% And I'm allowing you to keep drawing breath on this earth Now, you either get down or you lay down What's it going to be sunshine? (Riley's Monologue) This wasn't no movie The smart thing was to say yes, get up, and leave the room But then I thought to myself, what if this was a movie? [Verse 1: Riley Freeman] Look, f** you f** the plane you flew in on f** them shoes f** those socks with the belt on it f** yo gay a** fairy f*ggot accent f** them cheap a** cigars f** yo yuk-mouth teeth f** yo hair piece f** yo chocolate f** Guy Ritchie f** Prince William f** the Queen This is America My president is black and my Lambo is blue, n***a Now get the f** out my hotel room And if I see you in the street I'm slappin' the sh** out of you