Don't drink tequila after 1 am Don't try to stop a fight that you're not already in Don't be embarra**ed, get up and dance Don't sleep with your best friends ex , he won't really understand Whoa, whoa, there ain't that much to worry about Whoa, whoa, there's always time for one more round Everything I know about life I learned in this bar From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and the wanna be stars A college education can only get you so far Everything I know about life I learned in this bar There's always that one girl who's everybody's flirt And that guy in a business suit who never made it home from work A couple shooting whiskey just about to fight And a leather faced gypsy full of no good advice Whoa, whoa, from happy hour to last call Whoa, whoa, I've seen it all Everything I know about life I learned in this bar From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and the wanna be stars A college education can only get you so far Everything I know about life I learned in this bar Life is short It's just a little while So over tip your waitress And try to crack a smile Everything I know about life I learned in this bar From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and the wanna be stars A college education can only get you so far Everything I know about life I learned in this bar I leaned in this bar