This old car could use a little fixing That front tire could use a little kicking She's a'running hot and the engine's choking Seems like everything that I have is broken Got an old guitar that you just can't tune But back in the day used to howl at the moon The worn out wood of those memories Will choke you up like a melody It's got me down, I'm on my knees These directions are written in Japanese Cuss it out like a sailor til my ears are smoking Now everything that I have is broken I had a little girl and she was fine Pretty as a penny but she turned on a dime Had a way of saying goodbye too soon She had a laugh like chewing gum that's stuck on you She's got me down, I'm on my knees Tried to love her but she had to leave Cussed her out like a sailor but she thought I was joking Now everything that I have is broken They say Jesus was a carpenter That he got up everyday and went to work Spent his life fixing what he could Then met his d**h with hammer and wood (Ain't that a funny thing?) Met his d**h with hammer and wood It's got me down, I'm on my knees These directions are written in Japanese Cuss it out like a sailor til my ears are smoking Now everything that I have is broken Everything that I have is broken Everything that I have is broken