Aaron Kyle Andresen - The d**h of Nurple lyrics

[Intro - Ahlsocrazi]: Blub, blub goes the slug (x3) Blub, blub goes the slug, slug Go blub, go blub My dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba yubba dubba doo Yubba dubba doo, number two, yubba dubba doo, yubba dubba doo, yubba dub [Rub a Dub Yubba Dubbing continues] [The Main Hit, Running Across the Bridge - Ahlsocrazi]: The upholstery painted purple and green with Rhaldek Cheese Squeezed out of the broken left knee of a deceased Rhaluvian Bee Queen It bequeaths you, to open up your mind to the New Zoo, the one of creepy, crawly intelligent bumps in the night Crawling into your bed to cause fright, anxiety, dread and worry Nasty something surrounded by nothing But fate is spurring him on, it seems, into a crime against another Brother of the First Order named Lover, the Lick of Rickety Lame Who tripped, fell and landed in this game His criminal defense: insane He said, the last breath he'd ever breathe Was a monstrosity that transformed into the juices of a wet poisonous queef That smelled like ten-pounds of rotten beef I think he just wanted to make a scene before he leaves The trial of the century on every sentient being's television screen The first scene in which he's seen The director of his life, The Sheeptilian King, preparing me for the obscene I won't give it away, or else there'd be no point to this play So thus I say Nurple was his name He did nothing wrong but feign insane, so down he laid At command he was placed on a gurney named Bernie that was burning Held by one hand, by the man named One Hander Ander who dawned a belt sander In his teeth after he fell into a Pink Panther's Pack of Poodle Peckers And Eric Decker got decked, like a falling house of cards just stepped into a KFC and got into a bar fight with Big Bird on his side Smashed Ernie's head open and hopped in his ride, a yellow 455-litered, 2-seated beater with no heater pushed down the road with a flat tire and an HIV screener Oh me, oh my, I just started World War 5 between Russia, China and some blue guy named Sly who had a bunch of washed up action heroes standing by his side, two planets popping out of his eyes I can't decide if this rap is absurd, my vision's blurred, or a 354 pound women's wrath is what I've stirred I'm scoring, soaring, sky high, over the orange moon tonight the boy-genius who came alive with air under the lines of his eyes tonight, a child prodigy, progeny of Einstein's seed The last transdimensionally Bound thing, you'd think you'd ever see, I guarantee, you'd best believe this being-turned doppelganger green, a cash-money cloned dream sent by S.P.A.C.E. (Space Planning and Celestial Exploration) It's all the same Either way He's already labeled insane By D-A-R-P-A His head's too small for his brain His wing span is inane The D-O-D Has identified that he's 3-years-old with a 4-year degree That is soaked in the pee of a Relubian Hamster He is a threat to national security, and insurgents need to target the national Swede Amba**ador that asked for his autograph, he's now soaked in a toxic bath, the aftermath of this noxious rap, spewing from a Reptilian Mind that partially shines, two-fifths Mississippi, three-quarters Rhine An artistic-dancer, radiomancer, and a prankster with an I.Q. score denoted by two sizes or more, I mean a triple 3 Golly Gee Upon first glance you'd think This might be, a bout of synchronicity, as you look on from below in your C-A-G-E and see His social security Number, Oh, that's a blunder, you thought it was the key to release you from this slumber, the bliss that you now know, coming from your soul to the Old One, that thunder you hear is the synapse of his mind It's divine, humankind's sublime gift to Rithimus Prime, creator of the Nine Swine Gods who conjured Nurple's father and my wife from the gunk left over from a dead Fly's Compound Eye, stabbed by the Relroost Knife of the Lickity Split Lie and mixed with a key-lime pudding pie on the swatter that caught her below the Eye of the cosmic potter of life designed with sh** and His cum-stained wife's vagin [Laughing Exit - Ahlsocrazi]