Aaron Kyle Andresen - Balls Out, Momma Bailed On Me lyrics

[Intro - Ahlsocrazi] Mmm Hmm Mmm Mmm [Lead Up] Yo Yo Yo This is sounding kind of Chinese I can't recreate this I can't recreate this [Verse #1 - Breaking Down The Great Wall - Ahlsocrazi] Oh hello My name is Chinese I am gonna please everyone on my knees I am sort of a s*ut, yes I am And I think I just might blow my friend Sam Oh my God, I can't believe I said that I think I'm going on a date tomorrow, yes'ah I am gonna go hiking and have fun Wait no, that's not true We're going to a vegan done'er Um, no it's breakfast and it's quite alright with me Let's see Um, I don't know what I'm doing, but that's okay Because I'm just gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on spewing [Verse #1.5 - Ching Chong Fortune Cookie Time - Ahlsocrazi] I am not a Chinese guy I'm not a Chinese lady And I'm not a Chinese fry In a vat of sorceresses That is missus, this is disses I don't know what I'm gonna say I don't know what I'm gonna do But this is me bringing just another freestyle to you And you know what? I think I just might be a little weird But I think I'm f**ing inside another napkin dear (Oooh) I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (Oooh) I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (Oooh) I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (x 3) [Verse #2 - King County Correctional Savant - Ahlsocrazi] Alright bring that music back Balls out, Momma bailed on me that Is the truth What happened when I was in King County Correctional Facility No wait, that's not it She just didn't have the money to bail me out and that is really the sh** Because I hated sitting in that motherf**ing place Playing chess with myself all over the place I had to be a savant to keep myself entertained And that's kinda what I'm doing right now, it's motherf**ing insane Ha, I am just what I'm gonna be And that's a little weird, can you follow follow me? (Indistinguishable noise from mystic creature) [Verse #3 - The Metamorphosis - Ahlsocrazi] Whoa, what was that? (Laugh) What was that? Uh, yo This is so f**ing bizarre I don't even know why I would listen to this Why would anyone listen to this sh**? Why would anyone listen to this sh**? I don't know, but I think I just might be in Love with it Because I am a Man on his journey to become Everything that I ever wanted to, and I'm gonna run I'm gonna dance and I'm gonna sing and I'm gonna play And I'm coming out of the Hive like a motherf**ing drone today And I'm gonna walk around because I don't have wings But if I drink a Red Bull then I just might Uh, wait a minute, that is wrong I don't know what I'm doing, but this song is really wrong And I hate this sh** (What the f**! What the f**! Why is it so...?) What the f**! What the f**! What (x4) I don't know how this thing works, because I'm not reading directions I'm not reading directions That was the sh**tiest song I've ever f**ing done in my life, but I'm still gonna post it