I bet it's not the first time I bet it's not the last time that you try There's not a second wasted And all I get is flashes in my eye Don't point that thing at me And don't you tell me I am just the one You use your finger, you press the trigger Know what you're after, your photo finger The difference it makes to me Turn and face away, you will go blind I guess you see right through me It only takes a minute of your time You're snapping in the day Your bedroom's busy way into the night That's not your finger That's not rapid fixer Your photo finger, it's getting bigger You didn't think I'd notice You're knocking up another eight by ten You get an hour service Yeah, everybody needs it now and then You're putting on my wig And then you tell me I'm the only one You're getting thinner, your photo finger It's getting bigger, your photo finger