I have fallen down a manhole Up the river without paddle I can't stand up on my own feet Something came along and bit me You're all over the place When she wipes that grin off your face And you don't know what day it is Don't even know your name She's getting me off She's turning me on I hope she does that to herself, when I am gone I don't get the situation We're an overnight sensation You feel like you could drop But she's coming ready or not And you don't know the place to start, you don't know where to stop She's getting me off She's turning me on I hope she does that to herself, when I am gone She's checking me out I'm losing the fight, yeah I'm so retarded for that girl, and that's alright You're all over the place When she wipes that grin off your face And you don't know what day it is Don't even know your name She's checking me out I'm losing the fight It's so great, I want to stay home every night She's getting me off She's turning me on, yeah I hope she does that to herself, when I am gone She's checking me out I'm losing the fight, yeah I'm so retarded for that girl, and that's alright She's getting me off She's turning me on, yeah I hope she does that to herself, when I am gone She's checking me out I'm losing the fight, yeah I'm so retarded for that girl, and that's alright She's getting me off She's turning me on, yeah I hope she does that to herself, when I am gone She's checking me out