A New Brain Company - Prologue: Frogs Have So Much Spring (The Spring Song) lyrics

[GORDON] Frogs have so much spring within them And--ugh, God Frogs have so much spring within them [Hums] [RHODA] Just play me what you have! [LISA] Hey, mister! Hey, you! Pennies or nickels or dimes We live in perilous times [GORDON] Frogs have so much spring within them Jump, frog, jump Jump so high you split your tights- [RHODA] That bites! [GORDON] That bites, okay, just, uh. I-I've got something else, though. Hold on, here we go. Here we go, ready? [Coughs and adjusts to higher pitch] Frogs have so much spring within them Jump, frog, jump Lilypads are your next stop ...Kerplop You missed the lilypad! [RHODA] It's really very bad [GORDON] No, ugh! What the hell am I doing? Who am I fooling? Writing songs for frogs! Those nasty nats They're nature's little acrobats I hate them more than kitty-cats Oh God no... [RHODA] Gordon! What the hell? I need this song! [GORDON] Sorry it's late, Rhoda [RHODA] You're always late [GORDON] I keep working on the "Spring" song Is he angry that he doesn't have the "Spring" song yet? I bet... [RHODA] No, he's angry that he doesn't have the "Yes" song [GORDON] I hate the Yes Song I hate the Spring Song I hate Mr. Bungee and this job God, it's bad working on "Mr. Bungee's Lilypad" He's taking up the brunt of my time [RHODA] It's called a job, and I'd like to keep mine [GORDON] I don't have time to write my real stuff But I'd feel stuff [RHODA] You're a mess [GORDON] I can't express what I mean to convey So of course I didn't write enough today! [RHODA] If you don't keep writing you'll be shown the door You know Mr. Bungee hates you [GORDON] I hate Mr. Bungee! [RHODA] I think he hates you more! [GORDON] Why does Mr. Bungee hate me? [RHODA] First off, you've gotta finish one song [GORDON] Ugh [RHODA] You scoff! But damn it, write the "Spring" song! Write the "Yes" song! Don't let your career go to the dogs! [GORDON] As you can tell, I don't write well for frogs [MR BUNGEE] Mr. Bungee is aquatic and despotic Mr. Bungee's oceanic and satanic Mr. Bungee's said to be tyrannical at times And Mr. Bungee always rhymes! [GORDON] I hate Mr. Bungee, Mr. Bungee's h*mophobic I hate Bungee and his putrid little son Bungee's in my face, he dominates, it's claustrophobic! When I know my place, he gives me space to hate what I have done! I hate Mr. Bungee, I hate Mr. Bungee! W-wait, is Bungee here? [RHODA] Yeah, I'm sitting on his face right now First write the song then next you'll write the epic First kid's TV then next the Broadway shows It's a rocky road from "Lilypad" to where you want to get to, dear But Rhoda always knows [GORDON] Inside me I feel washed up and through [RHODA] Oh come on, Gordon! [GORDON] Writing this sh**'s k**ed my talent [RHODA] That's not true! [GORDON] And whatever's left to k** then Bungee will grind that down to squat I used to be- [RHODA] You're still- [GORDON] I was- [RHODA] I don't agree! [GORDON] I once was but I'm not! [RHODA] Hey... hey, sit down [GORDON] Oh, my... Something is wrong [RHODA] Gordon, are you okay? [GORDON] Something is wrong [RHODA] Gordon, you're scaring me [GORDON] Something is very, very, very wrong