A.L.T. - Audi 5000 lyrics

[Verse: 1] I once knew a b**h named Mercedes Benz Her and Lexus wanted to s** me and all my friends Damb, You want it, You got it Toyota I gave Impala a holla because he's got the Mota about a pound and so we rolled slow plus I kept my Eyes out for Five Point O We got to the pad about MR2, I said I've never met a Jetta that was fly as you Lexus, She was heavy as a Chevy,but it aint no thang because we gang bang, rode 'em like a Mustang and I'm thinking that you got my point, I told Impala to roll up a Corrola Joint, and then I pa**ed out She said I doesn't want to trouble you but BMW is home now,and so you asked out and my heart started pounding I'm out the back window Peace homegirls but I'm Audi 5000 [Chorus: x4] dropped monte carlos, L' Dogs(???)and Caddy Coupes [Verse: 2] I got a friend named Alfa Romero Who rolled a Fiero with a girl named Camaro and he calls her his Sidekick but the b**h is so fly that he gotta have a big dick we all jetted in the Jetta then we got harra**ed by a cop named Berreta He pulled us ova in a f**ed up Nova then we saw my homie roll right by his name is Range Rover He swoop on the Trooper, He's tight with the mob and then he made the One-Time stop Peace homie thanks and I'll see ya then I got a page from my b**h Carmen Gia "Come and pick me up" so, I go through the city I'm 'bout to get some a** and a hole lot of tittie I got to her pad,and Yo!,I started pounding I'd like to tell you more homeboy but I'm Audi 5000. [Chorus: x4] I partied with this oriental girl named Hundai Who kicks it with this japanese b**h they call Samurai I headed to the liquor store, Word! I got a fith of Surburban and some Thunderbird I said I'll be right back, then I saw a friend who's a pimp big and black we called him Caddilac just to tease I told my n***a freeze He drove a Lamborghini that cost 300 Z's and lets jet out to club pantera Hatchbacks kicking it and so was Fiera and it sounded like a switch, I got to the club and met a snobby a** b**h Who said I was the voice she said I was the choice and could I please give a little bit to Ms. Royce Royce silk sheets and my hips they were pounding then I got the f** out of Dodge, 'Cause I was Audi 5000 [Chorus: x6] [music fades away]