A.L.T. - I'm Flippin' lyrics

[A.L.T.] Damn man, what's up with this, no microphone Headphones I'm a rock this anyway, so check this out Yeah And I do it like this (Main Verse) I was drinking a forty on my boat, out at sea When this big ol' wave, holmes, it came and tipped me Then I started sinkin' And that got me to thinkin' Maybe I be treading water if I wasn't drinkin' Now I'm at the bottom I might as well chill I kicked it with The Little Mermaid cause that girl was ill The mermaid had a ring, but I'm down with O.P.P Her husband Charlie is a punk, he's the Chicken Of The Sea I went to see a rap show, I thought was a trio A cod A shark, and yo There was an eel The eel was kind of dope, but I knew he was a smoker He bought a sack of barracuda buddha from a chick named Orca A big fat chick named Orca Jaws was hangin' out, but yo, I think he's trying to pork her Like I said, she was a skeezer She did the whole crew Now here swam a very, very jealous Shamoo He was huge, and I ain't lyin' The vatos started cryin' Better break out cause harpoons'll be flyin' Wouldn't you shoot if someone did your money dipper So then I took a ride on the back of Flipper Let's take a trip to the zoo I met a kangaroo who's the head of the hip hop crew I met a cat named Mellow A goose named Pillow A pig named Gates, and a funky armadillo The keeper came around And homie started dissin' me Tony, he's a Tiger, he's a immigrant from Sicily Slipped homeboy a C-note Cause Tony's got the money His heina's name's Hyena, and she thought that she was funny Roger Rabbit is a DJ Cause homie got the cuts Chip N' Dale is instituted Because they see the nuts A snake named Thriller A duck named Vanilla A Bear named Yogi, and George is a gorilla The snake had a sack, and he wanted us to try it George, yo, he's Curious Homie thought he try it Yogi had the joint He put it to his mouth But Smokey is a Bear, he came and made us put it out Tarzan is a man And Henry had a hippo A rhino who's a whino, so the homie sips the ripple Now I'm a take the time and stop the rhymin' in the skit Yeah It's a trip Because I'm flippin'