[Slim Gravy] Last night sh** got crazy Got wasted Had like ten shots, maybe Pa**ed out with some lady Woke up, I'm hung over Smelling like throw up, still faded Frustrated Man, sh** got crazy All I remember is it started with a drank That drank led to another, which led to another Met a girl, got her number Everythang after that's been erased As I wake from my slumber in a place that I never been With a b**h that I barely knew I discovered I was in her bed tied up like a tennis shoe Man, what the f** did I get into? I don't know, man, my memory was gone with the drank I was gone, went home with a yella bone skank I didn't know of her name, but I seen her before Front of stage at a show, knew the words every song that we sang (Lemme think) I could barely remember a thang All I know is right now I need aspirin It's gonna be hard for me to make this get away Can somebody please tell me what happened? (Hook) Last night sh** got crazy (x6) [Paris Pershun] Matter fact, whose condo is this? Hold up, condom wrappers all over Who's this chick hanging off the sofa What happened last night, did I bend her over? Did I get into a fight? Got blood on my Nikes, consequences of living that life Can't remember sh**, and my watch is missing And I'm still f**ed up, got blurry vision Last thing I remember… sh**, not a lot We was pouring up, taking shots I remember stumbling through a parking lot But I can't recollect if it was dark or not If I was by myself, if I needed help Was I obnoxious? Was I screaming? Man, I'm sure someone would've called the cops Come to think of it, mayne, where the f** is my phone? Let me text Slim, so I can get home Battery's dead, and I couldn't even text ‘Cause to my surprise, both of my thumbs was gone All of a sudden my mind went blank In the distance heard the voice of a caramel skank The b**h had a whip in the left hand, knife in the right And I couldn't even fight, welcome to the night life (Hook)