8ball & Mjg - The First Episode lyrics

[Verse 1: MJG] Pimpin hoes was some sh** that came easy to a playa Cause ain't no way in hell a b**h could get me to obey her And how in the f** I'll ever make some money if I pay her My hoes sell p**y at the party for the mayor 400 for the chewin, 100 for the mackin 1,000 for the f**ing, 200 for the jackin Soon as the day is over, my b**h is checkin in I'ts just like deja vu, again and then again b**h [Girl] Come on, Wait a minute MR. MJG Do you really think anyone's gonna believe that pimpin sh** Huh, I guess not Haven't you heard, that pimpin sh** is dead [Verse 2: MJG] b**h chill, Hold up, you got a pimp f**ed up Can't help it cause you don't know, ain't my fault that you stuck up Ya parents didn't teach ya, the streets didn't reach ya I'm makin easy money from the judge and the preacher The mayor likes the b**hes cause they beat him with a chain The judge and the preacher love to hear dirty thangs The governor is first on the b**h payin list He busts a nut soon as the b**hes touch his dick [Verse 3: Eightball] Comin out smooth, limpin' like a pimpsta Got a fleet of b**hes and they all call me mista fat mac Pimp tight, what the f** you wanna do? See me in the street-sweeper mowin' down you and your crew Gotta be ruthless, smackin hoes toothless s**as gettin dropped when I'm poppin with the Glock b**h And the n***as they high cap and act like hoes When they see the 93 with the switches and the voes [Girl] Eightball, tell the truth How yo fat a** goin be doin all that? Talkin bout pimpin and shootin up n***as And braggin bout f**in, what'z up wit that? [Verse 4: Eightball] I'm big as a motherf**er, I don't look fast But I'll jump up quick, and stick my dick in yo a** And for you n***as that talk sh**, don't step too quick You know who got my back, a clip full of hollow tips Tec, 9 millimeter, Glock or 22 Mafia style, don't even f** with the pimpsta crew Bust the yak and pa** me that bud sack Cause n***as with nuts, can't even f** with the fat mac [Verse 5: MJG] 25 birds on the counter in the den n***a gettin bailed cause they go for 5-10 Pot good and hot now I'm lookin for the shaker Water start to bubble sprinkle in the money maker The sh** is gettin thick I think my pager just exploded 11 birds left, 13 I just sold it I gotta close shop before it get too f**in late Ho sell time sellin birds 12-8 [Man] You know you guys really shouldn't be sellin c**aine to other brothers It's k**in us all off man I mean how is that supposed to look Makin us look bad [Verse 6: MJG] The cops work for me cause I keep good stuff And plus the government ain't never paid dem tricks enough And every time a cop bust some dope in the drug rade Feds swangin birds in the hood by the next day While I'm makin money off the sh** that I done fronted n***a fell short, shoot 'em up yeah I done it MJG Pushin real not cut Got the feds in my pocket, and the chief by his nuts [Verse 7: Eightball] Roll a fat bud, smoke the b**h and then I'm chilled Fall off in the club drinkin yak dressed to k** n***as that be jealous cause dem hoes be on the jock Don't disrespect my pimpin or you I will have to drop No I don't be playin, what I'm sayin what I speak Some n***as don't understand then I have to go and teach What Eightball is about and what the future got for me A slew of dead n***as and a pocket full of grip G [Man] Damn, Father just like some n***as man Dem n***as ain't goin never be sh** Dem n***as forever gettin f**ed up { laughs } Know what I'm sayin, dem fools was stuck [Verse 8: Eightball] Punk a** n***as that talk sh** can get down on their knees Suave got the hook up cause suave got the cheese And I got the bomb and MJG is in the tank Posessin ya mind and then we blow up the bank Yank yo ho from the front row, and then jet out When we get to the hotel, your b**h is on the house f**in and s**in a pimpsta, f**in and s**in a pimpsta What, we through, pa** me that joint n***a