"My job is to tell it like it is.." [Ice Cube] See who the f** I'mma jack today n***a broke, sh** And it's early in the mornin "Today I'm going to tell you the story of Robin Hood" [Ice Cube] At last, grab my ski-mask out the closet Now let's see how big did my balls get? I brush my teeth - it takes a thief Swervin, cause I'm tryin to roll up the chronic leaf At a stop sign, I take a hit and hold it on I cough (*cough cough*) now I'm off Drivin down the two-lane highway It's all bad, thinkin bout sh** I never had Pa** through the W.S. (neighbor-hood) Knowin I can do my best in Westwood Cut off by a white BM, driven by a yuppie He sticks up his finger like, "f** me" Now I gotta to follow him HOME, with my CHROME Send him to the Twilight ZONE, it's ON n***as say I'm gone cause I'm f**in with the rich (say what?) but they all full of b**h (yeah) Don't need a snitch, so I'm rollin solo In a straight bucket, no it ain't a low-low He pulls up to a seven bedroom, eight bath Oh yeah! He's got to feel the wrath Pistola to the neck, devil turn off the Westec(?) And when you're rollin have mo' respect (b**h) Tied his a** up and took everything I could A n***a straight robbin, mobbin, back to the hood [Hook: Ice Cube] All my n***as love the adventures of All my n***as love the adventures of All my n***as love the adventures of... .. Robin hood, cause it ain't all good [Ice Cube] Since two-eleven is my favorite number f** squabbin, cause I be Robin like the Boy Wonder "Holy Bandit!" Leave yo' a** stranded and you know that Unhook the LoJack, cellular phone under the flo' mat (Uh) They wanna say that it's federal Actin like your ninety-five Coupe, is headed fo' Beirut they wanna shoot me like a terrorist But I don't give a fu*k, cause I'm takin care of this Trigger finger got blisters Heard from your sisters, you be rollin on the twisters Now when we meet, I can make your heart beat.. .. and make you feel, so neat Or you can get us fifteen Twenties out the ATM, I'll take all of them (give 'em up) I'm king of the slim jim, it's the incredible Nine-oh-two-one-oh, is where I'm headed foe Don't need no Merry Men, I f** around and bury them (POW!) if they told, what I stole (uh) Motherf**ers got to know that I'm lethal Steal from the rich, and slide it to my people [Hook: Ice Cube] [Ice Cube] I stalk, rich a** people like Hudson Hawk b**h don't talk, let's take a walk n***a got nuttin to lose, you know the rules The purse and the j**els or the eleven o'clock news Which one? Magnum gun to the titties Makin scared devils, move from my city With the strong-arm, f** the long arm of the law b**h count to ten and forget who you saw (hurry up) Had to clock her with the handle, cause Your husband's a thief with an S&L scandal Don't feel bad if you're stuck up, ahhhh Nobody move, nobody get - shut the f** up! I'm nervous, quick to serve this Heat in yo' meat, make your blood skeet A n***a just tryin to get on his feet So hurry up rich b**h, before I twitch She said, "Don't rape me, and don't k** me" n***a don't want to f**, yo' filthy a** Just give me the cash and we good All I wanna do is rob you on my way to the hood [Hook: Ice Cube] All my n***as love the adventures of All my n***as love the adventures of All my n***as love the adventures of... ... Robin Hood, cause it ain't all good