A king of foreign country heard some rumors in the night That some other evil king is now preparing for a fight He a**embles all his generals and ask them what to do And with sternness in their eyes they look at him and say it's true Chorus 2x: We're in the war, oh We're in the war They're preparing thousand battleships to sail across the sea And the generals ahead of them are happy as can be When they reach the other shore they get a warm embrace But the generals feel threatened so they shoot them in the face Chorus 2x: We're in the war, oh We're in the war And in the war you can k** for no reason it's no crime In the war you can do the things you always had in mind In the war you can die In the war you can cry In the war, in the war, in the war And the fairies and the elfs are just trying to survive And the lions and the elephants are running for their lives And the generals are firing seven hundreds cannonball But no one understand what all of this is for Chorus 2x: We're in the war, oh We're in the war And in the war you can k** for no reason it's no crime In the war you can do the things you always had in mind In the war you can die In the war you can cry In the war, in the war, in the war