Sun sets on television Tele-tubbies say goodbye I wave. I wonder why Odd twist the gray brain matter Grows fatter than girls at the 'Y' I slave over my alibi Because I believe in fiction, fiction The only thing that turns you on is fiction The only thing that turns me on is fiction I kiss the ground you walk on I kiss you to disguise My face identifies Because I believe in fiction, fiction The only thing that turns you on is fiction The only thing that turns me on is fiction