[Verse 1] A party animal is just a stray dog in disguise I stay home, write lists of long lost lovers to pa** the time Don't read the cla**ics ‘cause I'd have written them better Don't f** around with younger folks ‘cause bills are what make me wetter I tend to dress to display more flesh than cloth Everyone in the business knows that's how you get to the top [Pre-Chorus] Before you sob and say your mellow is harshed I want you to know there's a beat in my heart I'm every cliché of a villain there is But somebody out there is so much more than into it and [Hook] I'm intimate with a boy named Hercule He teaches me truths that you'd never want to know I'm intimate with a boy whose cold blood turns me on Sometimes I make him cry but I think it's all for show [Verse 2] Every last one of my friends are scared for my health I beat her battered and bruised out of respect for myself I cut my teeth on the concept injustice is law Why cut your teeth on a concept when you can unhinge your jaw? [Pre-Chorus] Before you sob and say your mellow is harshed I want you to know there's a beat in my heart I'm every cliché of a villain there is But somebody out there is so much more than into it and [Hook 2] I'm intimate with a boy named Hercule He teaches me truths that you'd never want to know I'm intimate with a boy whose cold blood turns me on Sometimes I make him cry but I know he's in control [Bridge] And here we go, I fell in love with someone who can't comprehend A single human feeling, yeah my new boyfriend is of reptilian descent Oh woe is me, I got way too attached to some strange deity I think I'm going crazy, just trying to keep up with everybody No, I can't keep up with anybody [Hook 3] I'm intimate with a boy named Hercule He spat a pickup line in tongues and I was his I'm intimate with a boy who's slightly vampiric He's got a square jaw, Russian Red on his lips I'm intimate with a boy named Hercule He teaches me truths that you'd never want to know I'm intimate with a boy whose cold blood turns me on Sometimes I make him cry but no one has to know