4chan - Shrek is love, shrek is life. lyrics

was only 9 years old >I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life” >My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek >I called him a c*nt >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Shrek >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.” >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my a**-cheeks for Shrek >He penetrates my bu*t-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek >I can feel my bu*t tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Shrek >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my bu*t with his love >My dad walks in >Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It's all ogre now.” >Shrek leaves through my window >Shrek is love. Shrek is life.