3D6 - That Parvo's A Real k**er lyrics

[Intro] This song brought to you by parvo Remember: Don't eat animal feces! [Verse 1] Little Scooby Doo Dropped a little poo That he thought was candy Til he took a bite Then he turned all white And that's the end of Shaggy [Bridge 1] Cause Shaggy died of fracking parvo! Shaggy died of fracking parvo! Shaggy died of fracking parvo! Shaggy died of fracking parvo! [Verse 2] He was hit with a bat For being a rat And raising turtle babies Banished from the town And sent underground And gave the Shredder rabies [Bridge 2] Cause Splinter died of fracking parvo! Splinter died of fracking parvo! Splinter died of fracking parvo! Splinter died of fracking parvo! [Chorus 1] Don't eat poop You really shouldn't eat poop Don't eat poop You really shouldn't eat poop [Verse 3] Me and the Space Ghost Were going coast to coast With the twins Jan and Jayce Little monkey Blip Did a funny flip And sh** right in his face [Bridge 3] Cause Space Ghost died of fracking parvo! Space ghost died of fracking parvo! Space ghost died of fracking parvo! Space ghost died of fracking parvo! [Verse 4] Chewbacca the Wookie Took a big old dookie In the sand of Tatooine Han Solo tripped on trash Then his face went smash Now his nose is green [Bridge 4] Cause Han Solo died of fracking parvo! Han Solo died of fracking parvo! Han Solo died of fracking parvo! Han Solo died of fracking parvo! [Chorus 2] Don't eat poop You really shouldn't eat poop Don't eat poop You really shouldn't eat poop [Guitar Solo] [Verse 5] After fighting Skeletor He-Man laid down on the floor Back at Castle Grayskull In came Battle Cat Took a big old shat He-Man got a mouthful [Bridge 5] Cause He-Man died of fracking parvo! He-Man died of fracking parvo! He-Man died of fracking parvo! He-Man died of fracking parvo! [Verse 6] Kermit and Miss Piggy Were upstairs getting jiggy Gonzo listening at the door Kermit went down south Doing a** to mouth Piggy couldn't hold it anymore [Bridge 6] Cause Kermit died of fracking parvo! Kermit died of fracking parvo! Kermit died of fracking parvo! Kermit died of fracking parvo! [Chorus 3] Don't eat poop You really shouldn't eat poop Don't eat poop You really shouldn't eat poop Don't eat poop You really shouldn't eat poop Don't eat poop You really shouldn't eat poop Don't eat poop