3D6 - Jerkin' Off lyrics

[Verse 1] Don't wanna surf today and I Don't wanna skate Just wanna stay home and Masturbate My older brother He took away my p**n Who should I think about I am truly torn I'm a masturbating junkie Love to go and Spank my monkey Well there's Queen Amidala And Princess Leia Seven of Nine And Lara Croft I wanna nail ya Buffy the Vampire Slayer And the blue chick from Avatar Jessica Rabbit Spread eagle in my car Looking at that blue caboose Makes me want to milk my moose [Chorus 1] I'm jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) [Verse 2] Reading my comic books and I've got an issue All the hot comic chicks I need more tissue Mystique's so hot and mean I bet She-Hulk's vadge is green Put my books in bags and boards Before I get 'em sticky When every Wednesday comes around I go back home and punch the clown The elf chick Arwyn Bounce a ring off her a** If you don't make eye contact You can jerk it To Legolas And I must admit Caprica Six She is the sh** And I like Starbuck With extra whipped cream On B.S.G. they pulled the plug I still get down and tug the slug [Chorus 2] I'm jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) I've gotta take a break I'm starting to chafe! [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Tv's got agent Scully And Olivia from Fringe Marge Simpson I'd like to see her minge Leela from Futurama Lois from Family Guy Cheetara from Thunder Cats Like to see Her cat eye Tired of my jaw yakkin' Time to go release the Kraken [Chorus 3] X 2 Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!) Jerkin' off! (jerkin' off!)