[POSTED BY TOOL] I was at this club Minding my tea I saw this fine young thing So i thought that i would see. I don't smoke, but i asked her for a cigarette. (that's lame!) I know it's lame, but i haven't got a better one yet. Check it out You guess the rest I'm not the type to `fess. I sing this song cuz I tell you she's the best. You know. That slinky girl Is in my brain Now i'll never be the same. No one can ever see What that slinky girl Means to me. Oh-oh So i'll just pretend But i feel like.. (make it funky like this) Ohh Macadocious She's sweet and precocious SHe's the one girl that i just dig Love, yes, I'm not above this You think that's wack? Then bro you lack. You bore me. That macho crap makes me snore. See me i'm all about the females, the women, the j**els of this world. Those flowers like that slinky girl. That slinky girl Is in my brain Now i'll never be the same. No one can ever see What that slinky girl Means to me. Oh-oh So i'll just pretend But i feel like.. Break it down 311's in the house whether you like it or not 1990 whatever. Here we go Well i met her one night i'd seen her before She stole my brain then she showed me the door Girls that do me like that Theres not many But i met one, uh that's plenty. I'm glad to say that she gets away. Cuz she can move me and that's okay. Has the power to turn paper inky The girl has me and she's so ohh. That slinky girl Is in my brain Now i'll never be the same No one can ever see What that slinky girl Means to me. Alright now help me out Slinky girl Is in my brain Now i'll never be the same No one can ever see What that slinky girl Means to me. Oh-oh I don't fear nothin Here we go.