30 Dirty Thoughts - Jenny Got Busted lyrics

Ever since we were old enough to read My buddy Jenny and I have been thick as thieves we snuck out of math cla**, pulled each other's hair she pushed me down in the mud, and I taught her to swear then one day she calls and says she has a surprise I show up at her house and can't believe my eyes it's seems my old pal had saved a special fund with the goal of making parts of her a bit more rotund her mo - dest bosom I had not noted before had grown-into a sight that I could not ignore Oh! No! Jenny got busted! she's stretching sweaters and breaking hearts Oh! Yeah! Jenny augmented I can't believe I'm that so damn superficial Oh! No! Jenny added on her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted! and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch despite her new look which she had failed to inherit dear Jenny and me wuz still like peas and carrots but deep inside I knew that it couldn't last with the vast new contents that her bra had ama**ed I didn't want to risk a friendly slap from getting caught staring at that b**by trap and worst thing of all with all this nonstop verbiage there ain't no damn word that even rhymes with cleavage she re-a-lized she had a new kind of appeal my metaphysics say if I can touch them then they're real Oh! No! Jenny got busted! she's stretching sweaters and breaking hearts Oh! Yeah! Jenny augmented I can't believe I'm that so damn superficial Oh! No! Jenny added on her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted! and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch though it's sad to say it, to her dismay it, it wasn't always a walk in the park all of her guy friends, they wanted more ......than she was willing one by one they dropped off, they couldn't take it, and she couldn't fake it, and she didn't know where this was going... she felt alone... Oh! No! Jenny got busted! she's stretching sweaters and breaking hearts Oh! Yeah! Jenny augmented I can't believe I'm that so damn superficial Oh! No! Jenny added on her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted! and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch Oh! No! Jenny got busted! she's making mountains out of molehills Oh! Yeah! Jenny operated I can't keep my eyes above neck level Oh! No! Jenny added on her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted! and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch