2Deep - Welcome lyrics

[Intro] Alright, you are now entering my mind, hold on tight its gonna be a bumpy ride [Verse 1] I love to get woment pist, so ill never find the one But even if she did exist id cheat and get syphilis Every week till ive completely covered my dick in cyst And id give it to the trick everytime shed resist to fist I may be nice but dont you ever push me s*ut If you try to do so will sew ur f**ing p**y shut For now i have u "cumming" harder than a downpour God gave u enough holes, the hell u need a mouth for? And in life i had nothing to look forward to So i slit myself with scissors and started snorting glue And cracking up as i performed at home abortions to And grew more amused when the baby hit the floor and bruised Me and the homies always went to the liquor store in twos Id distract the clerk while he headed for the door with booze Id act berserk and id dress up as a foreign dude And tell him that staring at the red dot on my foreheads rude [Hook] Welcome To the mind of a Kid Who tried attemptin suicide by slicin his wrist man Welcome To the mind of a fella Who tried to go to hell but the devil wuldnt let him and Welcome To the mind of a prick Pist of at life cuz the size of his dick/man Welcome To the mind of a madman The joker in the morning but at night is the batman [Verse 2] Im the type to get a mic and bend a basterd three ways I read left to right and tend to backward things say I mean say things backward, yeah im kinda freak-ay So after s** you'll prolly start scratchin like a dj And ivan i think its time for u to get sober But so u dnt feel bad ill finish off whats left over I popped the pills till my pupils were the size of pennies And simply washed it down by drinking plenty pints of henny The same night i met this hyna jenny She was a minor but damnit her behind was twenty I took her out to play counterstrike at cyber city I began whining and quitting because i was always 5 and 60 And one round i got k**ed and called a gay camper She began to chuckle so in the middle of the date grabbed her And put a blade to her throat, and said i hate laughter Rape, gagged her and told her i was living with aids after [Hook] Welcome To the mind of a sinner/ Who doesnt mind being a pedaphile and a k**er, man Welcome To the mind of a chester Creeping into ur daughters blinds to molest her Welcome To the mind of a cheater Who if he had a wife in his life hed just beat her and Welcome To the mind of an addict A chronic masterbator who hides in his attic and [Verse 3] People know im invincible clearly the sk** is biblical Im buildin up ya ridicule till its hitting the pinnacle Im cynacil, any contempt from me is typical I could take any man you tempting me is pitiful And screw setting ho im into breaking trends Make a song and hope women take offense And i ain't the kinda kid to make amends i just eliminate my friends And walk the streets looking for gays to discriminate against I guess, im just a prick wit sum bad problems People say im like a dick but wit pant bottoms So ill b like micheal vick and just mad dog em Cuz i know that when i spit the mic'll rip like my dads condom I use to be nice, but now ive hit the brink/ Now im s**ist and i dont care what you women think Just be there whenever i spill a drink The reason you dont have a penis is so your closer to the kitchen sink [Hook] [Outro] Alright, you are now exiting my mind, i hope you enjoyed your stay