2Deep - Caffeine lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm tired The alarm's going off, I think just I'll hit the snooze It's too early in the morning. I can't remember anything What are the lyrics? Something rhyming with snooze It's early, so maybe something about the morning news I don't know. It's too early. What's the time? 11:30 Yeah, way too early for me. I never have been a morning person No, wait. I take that back. I used to wake up early when I was like seven But I'm older now and I'm tired now. I need something to wake me up I need something with caffeine. Tea leaves or coffee beans Alright, tea it is. I'm getting up and getting my tea seeping Unfortunately, I made it too hot for me to be drinking I'll have to wait a couple of minutes. Actually, um... I'll cut it down to a couple of seconds by getting some ice to mix with this There we go. I can drink it now. I'm finally getting my caffeine [Hook] I'm finally getting my caffeine! From coffee to tea to energy drinks Or somewhere in between! It doesn't really matter, any kind of caffeinated drink Just give me some caffeine! From coffee to tea to energy drinks Or somewhere in between! [Verse 2] Now that I'm hyped on caffeine, I feel like I could do anything I'm like Popeye on greens. I'm like Chuck Norris on amphetamines Except I'm not really a druggy. I'm just a little bit crazy I'm regularly lazy, but now I have an excess of energy I'm feeling like fighting. I feel as mighty as lightning Like I could strike you to nothing. Like I could smite you to smithereens Like I could blast you asunder with something louder than thunder And I would leave you to wonder "What just happened?" I don't know I think I just crushed your skull. I'm not sure about that though You might want to go to a doctor. If you die, that was manslaughter I didn't want to k** you and you shouldn't want to die either So we would both be happier if you were to get better I think I'll get you a balloon that says "get well soon" And I'll buy you a card to help you improve your mood Because seriously dude, what just happened was cool And there's no need for you to retaliate like a fool Because I'm starting to crash, so I won't do that again My caffeine's running out, so it's time to run the chorus again [Hook] [Verse 3] Caffeine turns me from a normal person into a beast It twists my low self esteem to the opposite extreme It takes me away from reality and brings me into a dream Where everybody else is inferior and I reign supreme It makes me feel superior. It makes me feel like a leader While I'm usually the follower. It makes me feel like I'm popular It makes me feel more gangster than any cop k**er It makes me feel more lyricaller. Lyricaller? Whatever What I meant was that it makes me feel like the best writer ever It makes me more linguistically savvy and more artistically driven Like writing is right up my alley and rhyming comes naturally to me Like I'm the only man who is rapping and the competition is children What I'm saying is that caffeine empowers me to do just about anything I don't need any other kinds of d**. Caffeine is the ultimate medicine The only pain reliever that I need is extra strength Excedrin And only because it has caffeine as an active ingredient So when I have a headache and need energy, that stuff is convenient The invention of Excedrin was ingenious and brilliant I had a headache early today, but now I'm writing away All thanks to those pills for saving my day If it were up to me, caffeine would be in every pill that we take And it would be in our food. You could have a caffeinated steak Or a caffeinated pancake or a caffeinated milkshake Food is supposed to provide energy so why not add the caffeine? Why not top your potatoes with caffeinated gravy? Well, I guess if you want, you can go ahead and disagree But the world would be a better place if everybody had more caffeine At least the caffeine fanatics should all agree with me [Hook]