2 Live Crew - Bill So Horny (clean) lyrics

( ) = sampled words (What'll we get for ten dollars?) (Every t'ing you want.) (Everything?) (Every t'ing) BILL: Monica? MONICA: Yes, Bill? B: Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House? M: I'd do anything, Bill B: Really? M: Mm-hm B: Well, do you swallow? M: I sure do, Bill B: You do? M: Mm-hm B: Well, what would you do with this cigar? M: Well why don't you let me show you, Billy (Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!) (Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaah!) Chorus (repeated during breakdowns) (Ahh! Me so horny!) (Me love you long time!) Verse 1: Brother Marquis Sittin' in my office with my dick on hard f**in' all the interns 'cause I'm the boss Picked up the telephone to call one of my b**hes Said, "What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?" She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door Threw her draws on the floor and said "f** me!" like a who*e "I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning! Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's." Chorus BILL (during chorus): Now Monica ... Monica, c'mon, let's go into the Oval Office, girl. I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin' ... Come On now, let's go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ... Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice Gore always asks him why he s**es so much It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut Since you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sad Don't tell Hilary so she won't get mad 'Cause you know she'll be disgusted if he ever gets busted And Newt will be mad 'cause he didn't get the a** He's a Prez in heat, a freak without warning He loves oral s**, 'cause Bill so horny! Chorus BILL (during chorus): Oh, Monica, I want you to come over here And break me off in the Oval Office, now ... di-did you bring your Presidential knee-pads? I'm ready to get my freak on, girl, I don't Know about you ... I'm not a player no more, girl ... naw, I just Crush a lot ... Verse 3: Brother Marquis You can say I'm a pervert or a desperate motherf**er I'll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other I'll play with your mind just like it's a game I'll call my homie Vernon so we can run a "train" And f** Linda Tripp, 'cause I hate that b**h I even got her on tape s**ing on my dick I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning Hilary's my wife, but Monica baby, you're my woman Chorus BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica ... oh, I can't believe it's so Good, girl ... I'm gonna have to take you to the next Democratic Convention ... so you can hook up all the fellas ... this'll be good For some vogues ... I can't believe this ... ohhh God ... Breakdown: (Mixx cuts and scratches "Hey, what's the matter, baby?") Chorus BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica, that's ... oh, that feels so goood! Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh! Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!! Oh yeah ... ohhh ... oh Yes! Oh ... Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice It's true you weren't employed until you met Bill He made you an intern, and you ratted still You tell your parents that he turned you out In the Oval Office of the White House You said it yourself, you like it like he do You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too He's a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn't warn 'em He loves oral s**, 'cause Bill so horny! Chorus Outro (repeated till end of track): (f**ie s**ie) (Me f**ie s**ie) BILL (during chorus and outro): Monica, I can't believe you did this To me! I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do this to me? Now what's America gonna think? I mean, it could've just been me You, and my wife Hilary! No one had to know! You didn't have to go Tell everybody, now! Ken Starr's on my case and ... bringin' up all That Linda Tripp and Paula Jones and ... Jennifer Flowers stuff! My Wife won't even talk to me! Hilary! Hilary! Hilary -- Chelsea, tell Your mom I'm talking to her! Hilary, talk to me, dammit! Cone on Say somethin'! I'll blow somethin' up if you don't talk to me Woman! I can't believe this! ... My career's in shambles ... but I Still love America! (Me so horny)