1 Beat Off - Mr. Nice Guy lyrics

hi, how are you? i'd like to shake your hand and don't you know that i'm your number 1 fan? what did you say? go away i think your gay every day stay away because you are not my friend mr. nice guy try to play that innocent role again try to be everybody's best friend what did you say? go away i think your gay every day stay away because you are not my friend yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer he'll tell you what you want to hear like: "i thought that he really liked me i don't know why he wants to fight me" and: "hey man your really not that fat by the way i'm starting a band" "i don't drink just for attention and i'd really like to mention i'm an alchoholic and proud of it" you are two-faced and being realized i won't quit until your totally despised what did you say go away i think your gay every day stay away because you are not my friend oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer he'll tell you what you want to hear he has curly hair and pimples every where he's so lame i swear watch out for this a** he'll throw you away so fast just like a piece of trash oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer he'll atack you from the rear oh yeah