Impetigo - Dear Uncle Creepy lyrics

Dear Uncle Creepy, it's been years Morbid fantasy exterminates my childhood fears Dear Uncle Creepy, how can it be? Some of the crap that's out these days is such a bore to me Dear Uncle Creepy... The sh** they call "horror" in the comic store Nobody's got that style anymore! Pre-code cla**ics provide the chills This high-tech bullsh** never will! As far as movies are concerned, There's a plenty out that should be burned The horror's gone, big budget's here Whatever happened to the meaning of FEAR???? Dear Uncle Creepy, it's a crying shame The "terror" of the 90's is so f**ing LAME!! Whatever happened to the good ol' days Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves!