Illegal Weapons - Illegal Weapon (AKA I'm Illegal) Remix lyrics

[Intro - Illegal Weapons] Yeah Illegal to the weapons You know what happins' When we rappin Hot beat [Hook - Illegal Weapons] Im illegal Cuz I choked an eagle Know im hated by many people Cuz im evil I let my beagle attack you and ignite you with low sulfur diesel And k** a seagual with a disease needle cuz it was needfull (2x) [Verse 1 - Stan The Man] Yeah, thisis stan the man Everybody wanna join my fam, but they can't Because they arent in my plans And they wish I woodn't but I'm about to go ham, damn How I think of these rhymes in such little time You'll find it easy to find that I am easy to climb Im not like breezy im prime im dont like lemon, like lime And I think of these rhymes in such little time It comes to my head like a bullet And all of you are just plain full of it Im eager like a beaver, they all f** around and catch a fever Like baseball except I hit it cause its their faceball And im using a mace so they should call it maseball Im being me im riding around cruisin the streets When im on my donald trump they'll all wish they were me Ill take it over make it mine, do it in such little time Just like how it took no time to shoot them with my nine DIME (damn) [Hook] [Verse 2 - Illegal Weapons] Illegal weapons that my name So when I get into the game and get into the fame Some people are just lame and their name is James Cuz every f**ing gotdamn soulja girl fan can get attacked by my great danes And the gun it aims, like too f**ing fast trains You don't need a rap battle to be in 8 mile You just need to wait a while count the tiles, untill he files hes new album But jessia alba, got fermalda, but she my gall da But wow da to need to brage but you just a f*g Make me cag, make you mad, then sad Got to subtract and add the money So honey, what do you want from me? Something I could barely afford? A new F-150 ford?? A new guitar cord??? A gotdamn bord game?? So get aboard and drink a good ice coke Or else you'll choke So tell debby ryan to stop crying I'll buy your damn album, im not lying [Hook] [Verse 3 - Stan The Man] My lyrics are hot whether you hear them or not It's like I take a song and roll it into lyrical pot Cause see I'm like the sun except less spherical, more hot You know that I be spitting the rhymes that you wish that you got I do this sh** on the real man, I ain't no f**ing poser And I know I'm cooler than you man this ain't no Michael Posner Your sis' already know me, got my dick on her poster I treat her like my razor blade, I just use her and dispose her They tell me I need to rap better, I'd just be too ill Like Jay-Z on botox or Priapus on the pill, still There ain't nothin' better than me I do this on the regular cause I'm a veteran B By now ya'll lames need gla**es if you can't see I'm the hottest sh** around from my head to my knee They all f** around and end up worse than the dead sea I told them haters I ain't no gameboy, don't be playin with me Just a few more lines, it's me and illegal forever The haters think they hot but they just flaming like ether They all saying lines but that sh** ain't even clever We k** whoever whenever wherever in every endeavor (Yeah) [Hook] Im illegal Cuz I choked an eagle Know im hated by many people Cuz im evil I let my beagle attack you and ignite you with low sulfur diesel And k** a seagual with a disease needle cuz it was needfull (2x) [Outro - Stan The Man] Shout out Illegal weapons for makin this sh** man 2011, this year ours f** ym, f** double mg, they ain't f**in with us And we takin the throne too jay and 'ye Make sure beyonce knows