Illecism - The Neighborhood lyrics

In my neighborhood, it's mad fights and tough sh** You better be carrying a knife or a musket Cause it's deeper than a skinny girl's vaginal region No wonder parents get mad at you heathens [Verse 1: Trade Voorhees] Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Steven Your lovely tour guide for this wonderful evening Let's just pretend, that drug deal didn't just happen And you don't see those gang bangers flaggin' Or that child on that scooter who just pa**ing by... Or the fiends with the ma**ive eyes Saying stupid sh** that don't ever make sense And the who*es on my block are the reason I hate chicks Hmm, chicks, well here's Susie, f** so many times Dudes call her lucy Wear short skirts, so it hikes up quick It's a dead giveaway cause she likes the dick And there goes the meth shack Where I cop the weed I call "d**h" at But trying other d**, you can forget that f** that! So sit back and let time fly You're in my neighborhood now Compliments to the white guy [Hook] Open your eyes, you're in for a surprise When you take a trip to my neighborhood (Won't you be my neighbor?) In my neighborhood... (Won't you be my neighbor?) In my neighborhood... [Verse 2: Illecism] All abord, once the hoopty starts moving Keep your phalanges in the car, you might lose them If you find my vehicular maneuvering confusing Excuse our traditional pastime called ooping Today, the place in which I'm introducing Is Natomas, also known as land of the stupid Don't let the name fool you It comes from some other sh**, you're gonna fall in love with it Consider me Cupid Matter fact, see that group with The guys moving their heads like they wanted their dreads to loosen? That ritual they're practicing is going dumb Which is one of the many reasons it's the land of the stupid Now moving on, ninos Black girls have attitudes, so we substitute them with Filipinos No, we can't stop at taco Bell, we eat Los Amigos Matter of fact, just for asking that get out of my Regal, you queer Get out here, and throw your N till we meet again Come back now, you hear? [Hook]