Illbert - Surreal k**a lyrics

[Verse 1: illbert] I'm the hermetically sealed, theoretical yield More pure result than you'd find in the field Of gra**, for my lawn you might need a riding mower Burn it down, when it's then I'll speak a little lower I'll go lower and lower until I'm way too deep My words will get in your subconscious and they won't let you sleep Cause I'm a creep, just hear the words my head transmits In transit, executing my plan to Rap with reckless abandon, I'm demandin' attention Eventually they'll understand my condescension Honorable mention is the highest prize that I'll receive Thanks to all the notions of me, preconceived I leaved the room, oh, I mean left And right away I turned it up, made you go deaf My presence in the past tense isn't by accident Cause I'm from the future when I'm president Of the moon where I rule with a spoon as my scepter My electorate consists of a few baboons and lepers Eclectic offbeats I selected Electric, they'll keep your feet infected All skeptics, prepare to be corrected By my aesthetic rhetoric with impeccable metrics But hectic, danger for synesthesic epileptics Now, who could suggest that was pathetic? I'm incredibly edible yet questionable digestable So put me on a pedestal erected from decibels Wheelchair accessible with ineffable chemicals I'm a perfect perpetual perceptual spectacle With respect to when the score becomes ominously trill I'll transform and be eponymously ill Like a glorious leader who's all hopped up on pills I'm notorious speaker, my words can k**. I'm a - [Hook: illbert] k**a Surreal k**a Yeah I'm a k**a Special technical KO like the Thrilla in Manila I'm a k**a Surreal k**a Yeah that's right I'm a k**a I'll blow your brain out, cause I'm the illest [Verse 2: illbert] I suppose I'll compose another stanza of prose To show the world that I'm no average Joe From open to close I never turn up my nose Cause I live a simple life like Henry David Thoreau Droppin teapot thoughts as if I'm Bertrand Russell When I rustle leaves of gra** you better leave fast, hustle These philosophers wander while they impossibly ponder Beyond your basic understanding of the thoughts all of us conjure When I'm through with you you're gonna need a first responder Why it'd be my honor to squander an encore- Relation, with exaltation My lines defy every expectation With patience I'll find my way into greatness Integration at first, and then monopolization I walk all over the board, nothing I can't afford Write checks with a pen and cash them with a sword Can't wait 'til I'm through being ignored This train's leaving the station, choo-choo, all aboard If you're abhorred, just hold your horses for A little more to witness just what's in store f** s*uts and who*es, I just cussed and swore Through the cusp of this door lie one hundred more Obscenities exactly as absurd as my identity I'm heavenly so say your prayers pretend I be Yosemite Sam Man, who you gonna choose instead of me, damn Can't even move me, I'm heavier than seventy grams This tune is loony, so you can hear the laughter rise My sense of humor is a quality I advertise Keep my rhymes so fresh and clean you could call them pasteurized I'm immortal, b**h, but I'll see you in the afterlife After I hang my lifeless body from the rafters I'm going to see the queen, call me sir, she's gonna have to knight a- [Hook]