Illbert - Erect Dict lyrics

[Verse 1: illbert] This beat is hectic but heck, Dick, I wrecked it Inspect it, regress it to the mean, line of best fit Statistically speaking my next line will be like wet sh** So you should throw me in a tank of the septic Variety, but do it with some piety Cause I'm superior, in other words you're not as high as me On the totem pole, hierarchy of society I got exquisite taste fryin' up mushrooms, criminy! I'm on a rhyming spree inciting impropriety Now the whites are rioting and looting Lunds and Byerlys I think I might just be reciting the entirety Of my vocabulary with no help from sobriety You keep surprising my with how much you're perspiring Take this Old Spice for free and use up the entire thing These bars are hot but you're sweating like they're fire wings I know my sh** is fresh, everyone else is expiring [Verse 2: illbert] These rhymes are hectic too, didn't expect that you Would stick around but since you did lets' resurrect the truth From in the record booth, this introspective youth Will set the record straight, like a detective sleuth Or an inspector (boo!), a fashion-conscious ghost You want some toast, come listen to this pompous boast Vamonos, I even do the things I'm not supposed to Clever wit, internal rhyme, got those two! Start taking notes, who else could you find to host you While you learn the finer art of rapping better than most do Just let it soak through, listen closely, absorb Don't need fancy speakers, only what you can afford From the dorms to apartments to motherf**ing mansions Whatever size your mind is I promise to expand it If I'm understanded you'll know I'm understood But to be candid, I wonder if you should